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The Challenger Disaster of Cocksucking

Leadership involves bringing comfort to the people when disaster strikes and urging them to pick up and start anew.

When the space shuttle Challenger exploded over Florida on January 28, 1986, President Reagan reassured the American people in what was one of the finest moments of his presidency. There was so much in his televised address that night that can apply to any adverse situation. Without Reagan's speech, the spirit of American space exploration might have been broken forever.

Ever since that day I've longed for the opportunity to inspire in the face of tragedy. 23 years later, that day has finally come. And wouldn't you know it involves pornography? This is the sort of tragedy that I was actually born to heal the wounds of.

Porn Star ‘Cora’ - Carolin Berger was rushed to a hospital with difficulties
breathing, while filming her attempt to break a world’s record of oral sex with
200 men. Cora had serviced 75 men at the time of the health crisis.
The filming was taking place in Hamburg, which just goes to show that the Germans don't dream small dreams. Sucking off 200 men in a day is impressive in the extreme, much more so than something as trivial as going into space. Some women see that much cock and fake their own deaths to escape them. Others see them and wonder which one will ruin her esophagus. I think that we all know who the real heroes are, don't we?

However, we should all know that heroism isn't without its risks. If it was, it wouldn't be particularly heroic, now would it? Winston Churchill didn't look at Hitler's armies and say "Wow, they look pretty angry. I should consider surrendering." No, he fought on the beaches, he fought on the landing grounds, he fought in the fields and in the streets, he fought in the hills; and he never surrendered.

Though Cora won't be eating solid food for a awhile, her dream is still alive. It will never die. It lives in the saliva glands of every mouth whore with a spring in her step and a gleam in her eye. It lives in the professionalism of porno sluts everywhere. Well, except for the ones so jaded by STDs and cocaine that they long ago abandoned dreaming. It lives in the throb of uncomfortable erections like the one in my jammies right now.

Though Cora has fallen, her dream soldiers on. It lives in the tonsils of every girl who would replace and even surpass her. Cora's dream lingers in the gullet of every woman who wants a new car, or even a nice meal, tasting like oysters. Cora's dream lives on to inspire a new generation. And that's the power of dreaming, it's immortality.

Without dreams, we are but empty vessels, never knowing the triumph that achieving them can bring. Whether your dream is to get mouth-banged by 200 krauts or something silly, like ending world hunger, it isn't enough to merely hold on to your dream. No, it must be pursued to the fullest. Because only then do you know what it is to be truly alive.

I know of what I speak. I was once with a woman who feared the girth of my magnificent wonderputz. She was afraid that the thickness would cause her teeth to hurt me. I was thinking about involving a dental professional to have her teeth removed, but I underestimated the power of her dream to satisfy me. Within mere hours, she was deep-throating me like nobody's business and she'll forever be a better fellatrix for the experience. I like to think that having my belt tied tightly around her neck had something to do with it, but I know that it was all her dream. And that made her the best little cocksucker I ever had.

I'd like to close by paraphrasing the late 40th president of the United States. "I want to say something to the schoolchildren of America who have read about Cora's misfortune. I know it is hard to understand, but sometimes painful things like this happen. It's all part of the process of exploration and discovery. It's all part of taking a chance and expanding man's horizons. The future doesn't belong to the fainthearted; it belongs to the brave."

Truer words were never spoken.

Story ruthlessly stolen from Drunken Stepfather.

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